Song of the Month

We know, we know. You've all heard it before, blah blah blah, it's old news, we get it. We got it. It's good to go.

Still not going to stop us from posting it here anyway. :P


Lyrics

It's...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Even though the sound of it

Is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough

You'll always sound precocious

All:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Bert:Because I was afraid to speak

When I was just a lad

My father gave me nose a tweak

And told me I was bad

But then one day I learned a word

That saved me achin' nose

Bert, Mary Poppins and Chorus:The biggest word I ever heard

And this is how it goes:

Oh!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Even though the sound of it

Is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough

You'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Mary Poppins:He traveled all around the world

And everywhere he went

He'd use his word and all would say

"There goes a clever gent"

Bert: When Dukes and maharajas

Pass the time of day with me

I say me special word and then

They ask me out to tea

Bert, Mary Poppins and Chorus:Oh..Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Even though the sound of it

Is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough

You'll always sound precocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

Mary Poppins:So when the cat has got your tongue

There's no need for dismay

Just summon up this word

And then you've got a lot to say

But better use it carefully

Or it could change your life

For example

One night I said it to me girl

And now me girl's my wife!

She's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Quotes of the Month...and a Penguin.

“What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?” – Unknown

And

“Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive”-Unknown

What? We like to be festive too....

Written by N.A.G. Slightly Edited by L.C.Candle

Oddly Misproportional Words You've Heard Before...or not.

We've taken a few pages out of the dictionary and decided, to hell with those boring gritty definitions with nouns and pronouns and punctuation and so on and so forth. Let's make it worth it. So we did....Or, at the least, attempted to.

Serendipity: good luck in making unexpected and fortunate discoveries

Malarkey: Meaningless talk; humbug; nonsense; foolishness.

Poppycock: Nonsense, rubbish

Willy-nilly: Whether one likes it or not; haphazardly.

Skimble-Skamble: Rambling and confused; rubbishy

Mundungus: Rubbish; refuse.
(No, we aren't picking on Harry Potter, we swear.)

Lollygag:To fool around; to spend time aimlessly; to dawdle or dally.

Jiggery-Pokery: Deceitful or dishonest manipulation; hocus-pocus or humbug.

Goobledygook: Unintelligible language

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: fantastic, fantastic, very wonderful (not a real word of the English language, to our dismay) a word that is always fun to say and sometimes causes people to randomly burst out into song.

Written by N.A.G. Edited by L.C.Candle

Dear Santa,

In the case that you have a computer and internet access and are a regular blogger...I have a prepared letter for you that I have already sent a copy of to the North Pole. You can never be certain about these mailing things these days...Anyway...Here you go.

Dear Santa,

I’m not a greedy person so this letter to you is solely for your enjoyment and Christmas cheer because I do believe you are getting quite sick of children badgering you for expensive toys that they will never play with but once. In fact, I think it’s high time you change this letter writing tradition so you can relax and surprise the children instead of having them greedily demand for everything in the world.

I’m sure your mailman would appreciate that.

…However, now that I think about it you might have a run in with the paper companies because they’re not selling nearly as much paper…

But that is quite beside the point.

Santa, I think we could use your influence over parents, teachers, and people young at heart in this world a bit more often than once a year. Have you ever thought about politics? I’m sure you could make the world run around happy and jolly. They could take a page or two from you, the political leaders of the world I mean. But dwelling on that fact, I’m sure you would lose all your holly-jolly cheer yourself because who wants to be in government?

Wait…Pondering on that…Are you in the government….? Are you some super spy Santa Clause? Agent 005!? Do you run around and fight crime and cover it all up with some Saint story? Is that it? Is that what you’re getting at? Well you aren’t fooling me mister…

Unless….

You really AREN’T a super spy and are working against us all in hopes to someday destroy the world but getting good karma out of it anyway because your giving deserving children presents… In that case…

I really am very greedy and would like a package of chocolate for Christmas.

WAIT, WAIT, HOLD ON…

Santa, I think I’ve figured out what you are. I think you are in fact an ALIEN and are having us send these letters to you so you can send them back to your spaceship and have aliens destroy us by throwing things that we’ve always wanted at our faces. It’s like some mind reading technological innovation for you! You’ve been planning this for years haven’t you? Aren’t you a brilliant one? Real sly…You know people will jump in the way of everyone to grab what we desire. You’ve figured out our weakness and are just waiting for complete chaos to uproot us all! Is that what you’re hoping for? Are you hoping for us to freak out and attack the sky when it starts raining new electronically devious devices?

…Well I’ve got to admit, that’s really….Very…genius.

Never-mind, I’m sorry Santa. I think I’ve quite ruined this letter. All the same, you really should try to lighten the load on your mailman. The poor guy already has to freeze to deliver everything to you.

You’re the best Santa! Love truly,

L.C.Candle

P.S. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ME, YOU ALIEN-GOVERNMENT SUPER SPY!

...And there was much rejoicing.

Somehow you've stumbled upon our page in which us skin and bone peoples dwell under rocks and pretend to know what we're talking about. We'd shoo you. but we don't have the muscle, the time or the strong will possessed by an angry person. Currently we are lying half asleep (at least, we think some of us are asleep, but Bill there has been out of it for far too long, I think he is beginning to smell.) with pencils, pens, and keyboards in our palms.

What are we doing with such items?

I believe we are creating a thing called an IDEA. I know, it's quite shocking, we applauded ourselves when we thought of it. Hopefully soon we shall be able to conjure up a handful of creative zombies (but you know those are so hard to find.) and hand you a wide selection. Podcasts, Articles of Interest, Photography in the black and white and coloured, Reviews of Things You've Never Heard Of... And several other wonderful interesting, delighting things you'll enjoy. (We hope.)

While you wait for the end of the month to come around to get a little something, something, how about you go ahead, leave a few obnoxious comments and subscribe so when we become all high-fancy and popular (like that will ever happen...) you can say you were the first to love us.

...What?

-L.C.Candle